Amanda’s Absolutes

For a little certainty,
Because nothing in life is a sure bet…
So here are my absolutes this week!!!
 
Remember that time I said I was starting a new series on the blog with product reviews… And then proceeded to never post another straight up product review ever again… (I mean, I give my opinion on products but to call this a review might be a stretch, no?)
Here’s hoping for change… So, without further ado I am starting a new series on the blog today…
 
Amanda’s Absolutes. Why? Because it is high time we got to know each other a little better. Each week (or so…) I plan to post what has kept me enjoying life. Here it goes…

Another Bug Bites the Dust

Stars and Stripes in the Desert
For Rebecca,
Because blood is sweet, 
So don’t feed the animals!
Once upon a 4th of July, on a hot, steamy and humid day mosquitoes and bugs flourished over the long forgotten barbecues of summers past. A short time before the holiday weekend and the same day I heard a repulsive story about eating cicadas on NPR this landed on my g-chat – “I have a behind the mirror challenge for you…” to which I replied “Bring It!” naturally…
“Bug Bites…like the best possible solution to reduce swelling and to avoid them without using jungle type bug spray!!! I mean…I use this Johnson & Johnson baby oil that has bug repellent in it, I’ve also had to wear the bracelets because apparently bugs love my blood… wearing a bracelet that is bug repellent ain’t exactly HOT.”

No Deodorant No Problem

deodorant heat test
For a Good Time Call,
Because last week we were sitting pretty…
So bring the heat!

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What Would Kate Moss Do?

Kate Moss by Juergen Teller Vogue UK
For your Knowledge,
Because someone’s ears are burning…
So listen and learn!
 

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Bite Me Hard

Bite Beauty Lip Lab Colors
For Kerry,
Because decisions are tough…
So relax & customize this bitch!

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Music Festival Hair

For the Hippie in all of us…
Because it is music festival time,
So rock some just-rolled-out-of-bed-french-hair. 
 

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My Ass Got Frumped

For those who wear bad clothes well,
Because dressing well isn’t cutting it anymore…
So my ass got frumped!

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Summer Magic Hair

For Summer Wizards (like Marcie),
Because you’re back and don’t know this potion…
So this is a summer magic hair show!!!

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Alcohol or Nail Polish Remover?

For Alienor (Alien),
Because we’ve turned her into one of us…
So what now?!?!?!
 

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