Stretch Marks & Cellulite

Stretch Marks & Cellulite, Behind the Mirror, Bliss Fat Girl Slim, Bio Oil, Strivectin

Breaking news (sort of old news, actually)! There is a girl on Instagram who’s sole purpose on the social media platform is to show off her ass. (more…)

So Roll Me Further, Bitch

Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow in a blue sequin jacket


5 Simple Changes for a Happier You

I am lazy as F$@#, you guys! Seriously. Sure, there are some things that I do on a regular basis and keep up with quite nicely, but as for the other stuff that I don’t really enjoy doing… well, those things never get done. There is no in-between for me. As the beautiful L’wren Scott (may she rest in peace) once said, “if there is no grey area, that means job well done.” (more…)

Spring Magic Eyes

Summer Magic Eyes, Behind the Mirror, Philosophy Eye Hope, Garnier Anti-puff roller, Clinique anti-gravity eye cream, purple backgroundThe title of this post might be a little misleading. So, let me be upfront.
This is not a post about the latest spring eye trends when it comes to make-up. This post does not include any secret tricks to recreating pop color eye shadows or glitter in unsuspecting ways, as the spring shows would suggest. I am guessing this is my age, but the only thing I know about Glitter comes in the form of a Mariah Carey movie.  However, in what has become a series of magical concoctions that I hermione my ass together quite often, this post creates spring magic eyes. (more…)

Friday Bitch Playlist

Behind the Mirror, Friday Bitch Playlist, Spring Break, Hot girl drinking beer, hot girl eating pizza

Is this spring break? Nah, it’s just Friday… (more…)

DIY: Soothing Magic Bath

DIY Soothing Magic Bath, Behind the Mirror, Oatmeal Bath,  Milk Bath, Bath for Dry Skin

I live for the weekends. Seriously. It makes me sad because I spend 5 of the 7 days in a week hoping for them to quickly pass so I can get to the fun part of my week. The weekend. You may be wondering why I wish for the majority of my week to pass so quickly. (more…)

The Pros and Cons of Coconut Oil


The other day I was having a drink with a friend and we started discussing Purim, as one does this time of year. We laughed at how cute the pictures of our friend’s children were in our instagram feed. Naturally, the discussion moved to a more general discussion of Judaism which included the ancient Jewish exodus from Egypt, this only led to the the modern, social implications tied to the splitting of the Red Sea when – just kidding, we were talking about my hair. Obviously, what else would we be talking about.


I Blame the Unicorns

Ombre Lips, Red Dark Lips, I blame the Unicorns, Behind the Mirror (more…)

12 Fashion Girl Instagram Cliches

Behind the Mirror, Instagram, 12 Fashion Girl Instagram Cliches, Instagram

Last week when I was doing my regular blog reading I came across a very true and very funny post by Who What Wear declaring several “fashion girl instagram cliches.” I found myself being guilty of almost all of them! (more…)


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